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Feb. 22nd, 2010 @ 05:38 pm WOW cure that works fast!

Simple WOW cure that never fails!!!
(Anonymous)
2010-02-22 05:26 pm UTC (link)
The never fail cure for quitting WOW.

Tired of wasting away in front of your comp?
Looking for a new lease in life?

Well look no further you are guarenteed to save money PAST your monthly fees of what $15 a month?

Yes i can safely say you will save at LEAST $30 a month doing this 1 simple cure.

Helped me? yes sir! helped my friends? yes sir! helped my friend bob? No actualy he killed himself...But the point is it will help you!

This 5 easy to follow step guide has only 1 failure and thats bob he unpluged his dyalisis machine.

Ready to enjoy life and get laid? Well here we go!!!!!

Step 1: Sit at your computer
Step 2: uninstall WOW
Step 3: Proceed to unplug your computer
Step 4: Go outside and sell the plug
Step 5: Enjoy life!

If you find you are at any point playing WOW I suggest one of the following "Fixes"

1. Write a book(Why not a fantasy?)
2. Bang head off wall repatedly untill you KO
3. cut yourself
4. Stab a homeless person with your awesome +5 dagger and +2 syringe
5. kill yourself

Repeat these "Fixes" whenever you need to.
The never fail cure for quitting WOW.

Tired of wasting away in front of your comp?
Looking for a new lease in life?

Well look no further you are guarenteed to save money PAST your monthly fees of what $15 a month?

Yes i can safely say you will save at LEAST $30 a month doing this 1 simple cure.

Helped me? yes sir! helped my friends? yes sir! helped my friend bob? No actualy he killed himself...But the point is it will help you!

This 5 easy to follow step guide has only 1 failure and thats bob he unpluged his dyalisis machine.

Ready to enjoy life and get laid? Well here we go!!!!!

Step 1: Sit at your computer
Step 2: uninstall WOW
Step 3: Proceed to unplug your computer
Step 4: Go outside and sell the plug
Step 5: Enjoy life!

And remember your "Questing" is life! get a job! get paid in unusual paper and not copper silver and gold! you can buy them with your magic new paper! your gouse can be fullof copper piping silver spoons and gold rings! and in life nobody is a noob including you!

If you find you are at any point playing WOW I suggest one of the following "Fixes"

1. Write a book(Why not a fantasy?)
2. Bang head off wall repatedly untill you KO
3. cut yourself
4. Stab a homeless person with your awesome +5 dagger and +2 syringe
5. kill yourself

Repeat these "Fixes" whenever you need to.
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hio54:
Feb. 21st, 2009 @ 11:23 am (no subject)
Current Location: london ont
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
hi, i have been off to wowcrack since july but i am feeling terably empty, its not that i want to get into to the game again i just have a hard time dealing with life. I need a job, i have had several but i feel nothing, I can't even get into relationships because i have closed off and become a hermit. I was a hermit before, specially when i played wow, i have no friends now. I have no passion for life. it just sucks, Yes i am a little depressed now. i am totally going out of my mind.

its like the only thing i was good at was playing the game. and i loved the people in the game too. but i have an addictive personality. And i would alow it to consume my life. but now i have just replaced wow with movies. I feel like shit, and i don't know what to do.
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dreamwarrior:
Nov. 15th, 2007 @ 11:11 am HA!!!
I'M PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT AGAIN! 

JUST TRY AND STOP ME!!

:)
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RUFUS!!!
rufushonkeriv:
Nov. 1st, 2007 @ 12:15 am Making sure we don't get a Moldy Waffle™ award

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Zork
jtmulc:
Jan. 22nd, 2007 @ 12:51 pm the little things
Current Music: (The Waterboys, The Whole of the Moon)
Hello, my name is Kate, and I AM a World of Warcraft addict.

I wouldn't say I'm exactly proud of the fact, but neither do I have any intention to wean myself off it anytime soon; it's just way too much fun.

I do try to moderate my indulgence, however.  Real Life is important too.  To this end, I recommend Jenavive's AlarmClockWrangler, which is very handy for "reminding you to take your dinner out of the oven before it sets the house on fire".   It also has a very nice Big Ben .wav for the alarm.
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kiwi, balanced, at home, bystanding, tranquil
arohanui:
Jan. 9th, 2007 @ 09:10 am I need help....
My mother got hooked on World of Warcraft.  I don't mind that.

I've had to feild questions about the game.  I don't mind that.

She ordered the expansion from Amazon.com.  I don't mind that.

She'll be getting hers on the same day as me.

NO NO NO.

I just went to Amazon.com and bumped my shipping up from 3-5 day to 2-day shipping.

I NEED HELP!

:D
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RUFUS!!!
rufushonkeriv:
Nov. 12th, 2006 @ 03:09 pm Hmm
I REALLY really feel like getting back into WoW. And worse, my husband wants to start playing it with me now. o.O
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light_over_me:
Oct. 4th, 2006 @ 06:32 pm Tonight! South Park Meets World of Warcraft!
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RUFUS!!!
rufushonkeriv:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 @ 10:58 am (no subject)
Well my subscription just ran out. I don't think I will be renewing it - except maybe when the expansion pack comes out. I think I'm cured! For now anyway....
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light_over_me:
Aug. 14th, 2006 @ 04:10 pm Update
I think I'm starting to lose interest in WoW. At least, I haven't had the desire to play quite as much as before. I didn’t play all weekend. Not sure if this is a temporary thing, or if I’m just taking a break. Maybe it’s because my guild is pretty much dissolving and going nowhere... but I’m starting to feel overwhelmed when I log in. I’m also annoyed at the fact that I can’t complete 100% of everything – I’m a completist when it comes to games (you know, the type who has to kill every mob or collect every coin). I will actually waste time on gray quests just to get them done. But this game is just so large in scope.

Anyway, there’s a saying that WoW is never really quit for good until it is uninstalled and the discs destroyed.

Well. Let’s not go THAT far, I’m not uninstalling anything. But I’ve been considering whether or not to renew my subscription when it runs out. I could go back to regular non online games (that have a clearly defined end). But I will miss the social aspect. That’s a huge huge draw for WoW, I’ll admit.
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light_over_me: